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CesareV

CesareV has written 13 posts for The Grand Conspiracy

Happy New Year?

Wow. Happy New Year, right?

Cesare’s Old Man Rant

When the fuck did retailers co-opt “Black Friday”?

All Saints Day

stopped at the grocery store to pick up some sundry goods and some ice cream treats

The Great Toilet Paper War of ’09

They will buy the toilet paper. I will make them.

Yeah, I Was Engaged Once

“ooh”

Paternity Rights

This wouldn’t be awkward in the slightest.

It’s Called “A Metaphor”, Get It?!?

*thud

More Poems

Working Late, In a Bad Mood Now matter how deeply I bury it in denial, No matter how much I know I should allow forgiveness, No amount of time that’s passed has granted me acceptance. All my efforts have ended in bitter frustration, Fueling my anger And hate. But do I really, deep down, want [...]

Your Challenge, Completed

Alright, this wouldn’t go well as a comment, so here’s my response to HHD’s comment on my previous post: Celeb-u-tarded So people always say that being me must be so fun but they don’t know how hard it is to only wear pink and spend every day being super cute (and hot) all while being [...]

My Inner Ar-teest

(Wow, I really was an angry young man…)

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