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Headstand
The world inverted at a sickening pace. As his skull hit the ground, he couldn’t help but chuckle sardonically to himself, “Welcome back to Belfast, Liam.”
But then the pain began. A set of stinking bollocks dangled precariously behind a worn pair of Levi’s above Liam’s head as its owner placed one steel-toed boot on either [...]
There was an old lady who lived in her shoes
I had a dream last night that you were seven feet tall and I kept losing you in the grocery store. Every time I went down the cereal aisle, you’d disappear. Three children I’d never seen before kept calling me ‘mommy’ and I couldn’t understand why you only spoke to our youngest son.
You were balding [...]
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